tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5598742.post6945061613745974024..comments2023-08-28T02:46:47.127-07:00Comments on The Slippery Fish: Probably because, thus far, I have neither Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon nor George W. Bush on speed dial:Litsa Dremousis:http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805126173325772698noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5598742.post-69322072254948474542007-09-13T15:51:00.000-07:002007-09-13T15:51:00.000-07:00That is awesome eight different ways! I shall quot...That is awesome eight different ways! I shall quote you and your friend far and wide.Litsa Dremousis:https://www.blogger.com/profile/02805126173325772698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5598742.post-33287123551869516532007-09-12T16:51:00.000-07:002007-09-12T16:51:00.000-07:00The other day, my friend handed me a flier for a s...The other day, my friend handed me a flier for a show and then immediately apologized for being, "promosexual".<BR/><BR/>Please to work this into all future public appearances. <BR/><BR/>Gratitudinally yours in advance, KateKatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14158019159551759041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5598742.post-90154086954817230962007-09-12T15:13:00.000-07:002007-09-12T15:13:00.000-07:00I called someone a "cuntard" in traffic a few days...I called someone a "cuntard" in traffic a few days ago (my windows were closed, so only God, and now the reading populace, were the wiser) and I took a breath and realized I'd simultaneously reached my apex and depth.<BR/><BR/>Now I know I was nowhere near either.<BR/><BR/>As always, Mr. Spitznagel, thank you for the inspiration.Litsa Dremousis:https://www.blogger.com/profile/02805126173325772698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5598742.post-27963790414943398082007-09-11T17:53:00.000-07:002007-09-11T17:53:00.000-07:00Here is a shortlist of the words I hope Litsa acci...Here is a shortlist of the words I hope Litsa accidentally says tonight (and yes, by reminding her of them, I'm hoping it'll have a subliminal effect and cause her to say at least one of them without thinking):<BR/><BR/>Fucknuts, Assmuncher, Twatville, Cockopolis, Gorilla Taint, Mounopano, Professor Van Der Fuck, Shitpickle, Craptastic, Absofuckinlutely, Poopsmith, Twatsicle, Arshlock, Cock Eric Spitznagelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09589706454325527114noreply@blogger.com