The Slippery Fish

Archives for Litsa Dremousis, 2003-2011. Current site: https://litsadremousis.com. Litsa Dremousis is the author of Altitude Sickness (Future Tense Books). Seattle Metropolitan Magazine named it one of the all-time "20 Books Every Seattleite Must Read". Her essay "After the Fire" was selected as one of the "Most Notable Essays 2011” by Best American Essays, and The Seattle Weekly named her one of "50 Women Who Rock Seattle". She is an essayist with The Washington Post.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Dear 2009:

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Please find a bunch of dicks, dip them in ketchup, and eat them. Then go fuck yourself with a hammer. I am moving on to 2010, whom I hope to...
Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Through the generosity and connections of one of my closest cousins...

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...yesterday I did a phone intake with a researcher at Johns Hopkins who specializes in microbiology and autoimmune disorders. Besides the f...
Monday, December 28, 2009

You know the great thing about those who don't acknowledge illness or death?

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They have managed to inoculate themselves and now their bodies will remain impervious to deterioration and they'll achieve immortality. ...
Sunday, December 27, 2009

Is it bad if you want to take a break from your...

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...grief-induced, even-more-tenacious-than-usual behavior and just get super-drunk and listen to Wilco all day? How about tomorrow, too? And...
Friday, December 25, 2009

Inching:

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[Yesterday: Helena, me, Ellie.] On Thanksgiving, I felt flayed then bathed in acid. Yesterday was hard, obviously, but my oft-noted best fam...
Thursday, December 24, 2009

To everyone spending their first round of holidays...

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...without a loved one, extra hugs and cookies to you. Especially to those who come together in their loss. And immeasurable good wishes to ...
Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Because nothing alleviates holiday stress like gently mocking dumbfucks:

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Via pal, John Moe, who got it from his friend, Lindsey: "Celestial Soul Portraits". Trust me, just click: http://iasos.com/artists...
Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I finished nine tenths of my holiday shopping before Thanksgiving because...

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...this year I wanted to circumvent the tinsel, ho-ho-ho-ing, etc. However, I did purchase and display one ornament for Christmastime. (See ...
Monday, December 21, 2009

Because it's a fitting way to contrast the shortest day of the year and herald a new season:

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One of the photos TJ sent me from this past spring's trip to Italy, a frieze of bunnies eating grapes at an ancient Roman theatre museum...
Sunday, December 20, 2009

It's inadvertently and somewhat mordantly hilarious that...

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...for the time being, TJ's death has, against my will, turned me into a morning person. My sleep has improved from where it was at, say...
Saturday, December 19, 2009

Re gay marriage and an oversimplified piece in the Huffington Post:

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A Facebook friend of mine who is intelligent and informed but who continues to skewer Obama from the left posted this brief Huffington Post ...
Friday, December 18, 2009

Attention, lunatics:

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1) You will not run the asylum. 2) I take notes. Cheers, Litsa
Thursday, December 17, 2009

Because Facebook doesn't enact legislation or unseat amoral officials:

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If you'd like to write to Senator Lieberman and explain your disdain for his actions regarding the Senate version of the health care bil...
Wednesday, December 16, 2009

"Revoke Joe Lieberman's health insurance and gift it to someone not batshit" is the new group I've launched...

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...on Facebook. Because what are the holidays for if not for giving? And everyone deserves health insurance. Except Joe Lieberman.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009

May your dreidl always spin!

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On my Facebook page, I wished a Happy Hanukkah on its second day, but between my sorrow and empathy for the loved ones of the Mt. Hood climb...
Monday, December 14, 2009

Dear Mountains:

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Fuck you. Sincerely now and forevermore, Litsa
Sunday, December 13, 2009

Please keep the climbers, living and dead; their loved ones; and the SAR crews in your thoughts, all:

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If you live in the Pacific Northwest, you probably already know that three experienced climbers were due back from Oregon's highest peak...
Saturday, December 12, 2009

"Good grief", indeed:

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When, for obvious reasons, you find yourself uncharacteristically wide awake at 5:45 a.m. and opt to watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas...
Friday, December 11, 2009

To ____:

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"You say you mean well You don't know what you mean Fucking ought to stay the hell away from things you know nothing about..."...
Thursday, December 10, 2009

Because kneejerk thinking on the left is every bit as pernicious and irritating as it is on the right:

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I feel like everybody purchased Audacity of Hope a year and a half ago, but only a few of us read it. Our president has stuck remarkably clo...
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Litsa Dremousis:
Litsa Dremousis is the author of Altitude Sickness (Future Tense Books). Seattle Metropolitan Magazine named it one of the all-time "20 Books Every Seattleite Must Read". Her essay "After the Fire" was selected as one of the "Most Notable Essays 2011” by Best American Essays, and The Seattle Weekly named her one of "50 Women Who Rock Seattle". She is an essayist with The Washington Post.

Her work also appears in The Believer, BlackBook, Esquire, Jezebel, McSweeney's, Monkeybicycle, MSN, New York Magazine, New York Times, Nylon, The Onion's A.V. Club, Paste, PEN Center USA, Poets & Writers, Publishers Weekly, The Rumpus, Salon, Spartan Lit, in several anthologies, and on NPR, KUOW, and additional outlets. She has interviewed Dan Auerbach of The Black Keys, Betty Davis (the legendary, reclusive soul singer), Death Cab for Cutie, Estelle, Jenifer Lewis, Janelle Monae, Alanis Morissette, Kelly Rowland, Wanda Sykes, Tegan and Sara, Rufus Wainwright, Ann Wilson and several dozen others. 

Contact: litsa.dremousis at gmail dot com. Twitter: @LitsaDremousis.
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