Monday, March 29, 2010

Hey, all:

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The past week has been the strangest (not the worst, but the strangest) since TJ died. And that's saying something. All news has been in...
Saturday, March 27, 2010

Idea for super-cheap reality show:

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"Tea Party Spelling Bee". No prize money awarded ever.
Friday, March 26, 2010

I don't know which are worse...

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...the dreams in which he's alive or the ones in which he's dead. This is hell.

Stalin didn't tolerate a lot of megaphones, dumbfucks:

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Hey, Tea Party protesters who met in Iowa City yesterday outside of where President Obama was speaking to scream that he is "a communis...
Thursday, March 25, 2010

Is he sorry? Or sorry he got caught?

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Chris Reichert, 40, is one of the Tea Party-ers who, in protesting health care reform in front of Representative Mary Jo Killory's distr...
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This was never intended as a Woodward and Bernstein-type...

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...report. It's not as if I set out to blow the lid off the fact sun is nice. (Nor is the headline my original one.) Still, it contains ...
Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Unfettered hoorays!

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I found out yesterday one of my friends won the Central Park of writing awards (Central Park being enormous and awesome) and discovered toda...

A stellar example of why Andy Borowitz remains one of my favorite scribes:

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"Poll: Majority Favor Earlier Bedtime for McCain: WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report ) - In the wake of several cranky public utterances ...
Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Important:

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As a result of my pointing out illegalities re the disabled and federal law within my building, a neighbor is harassing me and calling my ed...
Monday, March 22, 2010

And now, I have just read what is perhaps my favorite headline...

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...of my life so far: "Obama Will Sign Health Care Bill Within Two Days". Congrats to all who have worked so hard to bring this to...
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Sunday, March 21, 2010

So far, no elected Republican has denounced the extreme and appalling...

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...behavior of certain Tea Party members who hurled the n-word at members of the Congressional Black Caucus and gay slurs at Representative ...

Self-publishing author succeeds on own unusual terms:

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My newest piece for KOMO 4's Capitol Hill blog went up yesterday: http://capitolhill.komonews.com/content/self-publishing-author-succeed...
Saturday, March 20, 2010

Kind of amusing...

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...I'm on two deadlines today while the temperature is approaching 70 for the first time this year. Still, vastly better than the altern...
Friday, March 19, 2010

I'm cautiously optimistic as the House heads into...

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...its health care vote on Sunday, but even in writing that sentence, my stomach lurched eight or nine more times. I keep thinking one day o...
Thursday, March 18, 2010

Alex Chilton R.I.P.

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I discovered Big Star via the myriad of R.E.M. interviews I started reading back in 1983, in which both Michael Stipe and Peter Buck would t...

Burritos: a recession-proof investment?

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My newest piece for KOMO 4's Capitol Hill blog is up: http://capitolhill.komonews.com/content/burritos-recession-proof-investment
Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Adults who tout getting drunk on St. Patrick's Day...

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...are missing the point of adulthood: you don't need an excuse. Next they're going to brag about eating pizza for breakfast and sta...

Apocalypse (almost) now:

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My fourth piece for KOMO 4's Capitol Hill blog went up yesterday: http://capitolhill.komonews.com/content/apocalypse-almost-now
Tuesday, March 16, 2010

If you can get through this without at least cracking a smile...

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...chug that gallon of weed killer because you're already dead. From BlackBook, "Flight Attendants Decline Passenger Scrotum Exam...
Monday, March 15, 2010

More evidence John Edwards' dick has spectacularly bad judgment:

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Rielle Hunter's hypocrisy, neediness, self-centered kind of New Ageism, and ultimately, self-loathing remind me of someone I was friends...