The past six weeks have been surreal. I haven't divulged most details to even my closest friends and I'm not ready to spill them here, either.
I need a distraction. If Amazon let you compile a life wish list, mine would read:
#1 Courtney Taylor's penis
#2 32 oz. of Kahlua
#3 A clean, flat surface
I've got #3 locked and it's only Monday. Think I'll slip into my fishnets. Just in case.