Archives for Litsa Dremousis, 2003-2011. Current site: https://litsadremousis.com.
Litsa Dremousis is the author of Altitude Sickness (Future Tense Books). Seattle Metropolitan Magazine named it one of the all-time "20 Books Every Seattleite Must Read". Her essay "After the Fire" was selected as one of the "Most Notable Essays 2011” by Best American Essays, and The Seattle Weekly named her one of "50 Women Who Rock Seattle". She is an essayist with The Washington Post.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Irrefutable proof that astrology is bullshit:
I just read that Ron Jeremy and James Taylor have the same birthday.
Sweet Mother of God. And yet, why am I suddenly convinced that the two of them would hit it off like gangbusters? I mean, Taylor was quite the rabblerouser* in his day. I wonder if each hasn't benefitted from the other's, erm, artistic contributions?
Actually, I take it back. The imagery is far too much to commit to.
*lest we forget his expletive-filled adlib at the tail end of "Steamroller" live...
This either means that Ron Jeremy has been secretly writing poetry about Carolina and plane wrecks, or that James Taylor has a really, really big schlong.
Sweet Mother of God. And yet, why am I suddenly convinced that the two of them would hit it off like gangbusters? I mean, Taylor was quite the rabblerouser* in his day. I wonder if each hasn't benefitted from the other's, erm, artistic contributions?
ReplyDeleteActually, I take it back. The imagery is far too much to commit to.
*lest we forget his expletive-filled adlib at the tail end of "Steamroller" live...
This either means that Ron Jeremy has been secretly writing poetry about Carolina and plane wrecks, or that James Taylor has a really, really big schlong.
ReplyDeleteMaybe both.