Hooray! Only seven more months to go:
- Listening to Hillary Clinton tell a joke is like thinking about your own conception. Either way, you're unlikely to eat for the next hour.
- Maureen Dowd referred to Barack Obama as "effete" again today. Didn't she throw the same shit at Al Gore in 2000? Admittedly, neither guy is butch, but last I heard, the job requires no working knowledge of belt sanders. Not sure why Dowd needs a president who swings his dick with one hand and crushes Bud cans in the other.
- It's nice, though, to have reached the long overdue point in history where an African-American man isn't automatically assumed to be tough.
- If John McCain endorses Viagra like Bob Dole did after his '96 loss, my lady parts and I are emigrating far, far away.
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"Listening to Hillary Clinton tell a joke is like thinking about your own conception. Either way, you're unlikely to eat for the next hour."
Maybe it's a coincidence because I've just finished reading a New Yorker profile of Benjamin Franklin, but this could totally be a proverb from "Poor Litsa's Almanack."
Seriously, you're becoming a Franklin for the new millennium, except a thousand times hotter.
That's pretty much my favorite compliment ever.
You make me happier than the raspberry ring donut at Top Pot.
Many cheek kisses, Herr Spitznagel.
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