- Telling me you ate rabbit the other night
- The guy with the "Free Tibet" and "Peace is Patriotic" bumper stickers who, while driving like a teeth-grinding meth head, cut me off on Market Street this afternoon
- Jamie Lee Curtis' musings on Huffington Post
- Healthy individuals with ample cash and no kids who prattle on that they don't know what they want to do with their lives, expecting sympathy instead of bemused disdain
- Journey, then or now (seriously, David Chase, what the fuck?)
- Writers who believe MFAs connote talent
- My downstairs neighbor who beats off loudly (dude, you're solo: color within the lines)
- Billy Corgan's sense of self-importance
- "Vegetarians" who don't understand that "just eating fish" makes them carnivores
- Anyone who doesn't think Wanda Sykes and Patton Oswalt are totally fucking hilarious
- Deriving anything but time-warping boredom from wedding and baby showers
- Giving a shit about Janet Jackson's weight
Litsa Dremousis
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
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Reminding an unnecessarily vocal self-abuser to "color within the lines" may be the funniest line I've read all year.
Sometimes you are my hero.
Yeah, that's right. I am rubber and you are glue, blah blah blah.
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