Archives for Litsa Dremousis, 2003-2011. Current site: https://litsadremousis.com.
Litsa Dremousis is the author of Altitude Sickness (Future Tense Books). Seattle Metropolitan Magazine named it one of the all-time "20 Books Every Seattleite Must Read". Her essay "After the Fire" was selected as one of the "Most Notable Essays 2011” by Best American Essays, and The Seattle Weekly named her one of "50 Women Who Rock Seattle". She is an essayist with The Washington Post.
Litsa Dremousis is the author of Altitude Sickness (Future Tense Books). Seattle Metropolitan Magazine named it one of the all-time "20 Books Every Seattleite Must Read". Her essay "After the Fire" was selected as one of the "Most Notable Essays 2011” by Best American Essays, and The Seattle Weekly named her one of "50 Women Who Rock Seattle". She is an essayist with The Washington Post. Her work also appears in The Believer, BlackBook, Esquire, Jezebel, McSweeney's, Monkeybicycle, MSN, New York Magazine, New York Times, Nylon, The Onion's A.V. Club, Paste, PEN Center USA, Poets & Writers, Publishers Weekly, The Rumpus, Salon, Spartan Lit, in several anthologies, and on NPR, KUOW, and additional outlets. She has interviewed Dan Auerbach of The Black Keys, Betty Davis (the legendary, reclusive soul singer), Death Cab for Cutie, Estelle, Jenifer Lewis, Janelle Monae, Alanis Morissette, Kelly Rowland, Wanda Sykes, Tegan and Sara, Rufus Wainwright, Ann Wilson and several dozen others. Contact: litsa.dremousis at gmail dot com. Twitter: @LitsaDremousis.
Wow. There are just so many ways to interpret that. How did you know it was a turkey hoagie? I don't eat a lot of hoagies, but don't they usually come with ham or salami? Maybe Patton - at least the dream Patton - is trying to slim down? At some point did he say, "Sure do love these turkey hoagies. Can you believe they're so low fat?"
Assuming you agree that Patton Oswalt is a dwarf - what is he, just under five foot tall? - here's what the first dream symbolism book I found has to say:
"Dreams of seeing or visiting with or dining with a happy and contented dwarf strongly indicates that all your troubles will soon disappear as if by magic. If the dwarf was mean or unhappy, however, beware of false friends."
So the question for you, Litz, is was Patton enjoying his heart-healthy turkey hoagie?
I know the hoagies were turkey, not b/c Patton or I discussed it any way, but b/c I eat a lot of turkey sandwiches and the meat contained in said hoagie buns was definitely turkey-like in its consistency.
Patton and I are were laughing and joking--I believe we were sitting at a picnic table--and generally having an affable time. So I'm going w/ the "troubles will soon disappear as if by magic" interpretation.
That was gonna be my second guess, actually. But that's just because I've heard, from very reliable sources, that Patton Oswalt's penis looks like a turkey hoagie.
I had a dream last night wherein Patton Oswalt and I were eating turkey hoagies.
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Wow. There are just so many ways to interpret that. How did you know it was a turkey hoagie? I don't eat a lot of hoagies, but don't they usually come with ham or salami? Maybe Patton - at least the dream Patton - is trying to slim down? At some point did he say, "Sure do love these turkey hoagies. Can you believe they're so low fat?"
Assuming you agree that Patton Oswalt is a dwarf - what is he, just under five foot tall? - here's what the first dream symbolism book I found has to say:
"Dreams of seeing or visiting with or dining with a happy and contented dwarf strongly indicates that all your troubles will soon disappear as if by magic. If the dwarf was mean or unhappy, however, beware of false friends."
So the question for you, Litz, is was Patton enjoying his heart-healthy turkey hoagie?
I know the hoagies were turkey, not b/c Patton or I discussed it any way, but b/c I eat a lot of turkey sandwiches and the meat contained in said hoagie buns was definitely turkey-like in its consistency.
Patton and I are were laughing and joking--I believe we were sitting at a picnic table--and generally having an affable time. So I'm going w/ the "troubles will soon disappear as if by magic" interpretation.
Thank you for not turning this into a sex dream.
That was gonna be my second guess, actually. But that's just because I've heard, from very reliable sources, that Patton Oswalt's penis looks like a turkey hoagie.
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