Monday, March 10, 2008

Pre-sleep thoughts on Democrats:

1) Florida and Michigan party officials drank lead-based paint as kids.

2) Bill Clinton is the ex you tried to stay friends with but who keeps trying to fuck you. Dude, you're not getting back in.

3) I wish Hillary didn't represent New York. It's like your high school principal managing the Beatles.

2 comments:

imaginary dana said...

Litsa, I just found this way after the fact, but "Dude, *you're not getting back in*" just made me spew tea all over my laptop. So crazy funny cause it's true!

Litsa Dremousis said...

Thanks, Dana! And, as always, thanks for the indie rock goodness you bestow upon the world.