Monday, May 10, 2004

Handi-Wipes Might Be Good, Too:

The past six weeks have been surreal. I haven't divulged most details to even my closest friends and I'm not ready to spill them here, either.

I need a distraction. If Amazon let you compile a life wish list, mine would read:

#1 Courtney Taylor's penis
#2 32 oz. of Kahlua
#3 A clean, flat surface

I've got #3 locked and it's only Monday. Think I'll slip into my fishnets. Just in case.