As I write this, CNN is projecting 112 electoral votes for John Kerry and 176 for George W. Bush. Election officials in Florida's Miami-Dade County have announced that they won't have their vote total until Thursday afternoon--inept cocksuckers--and Senate Minority Leader, Tom Daschle, might be unseated.
Fuck: Arkansas and Missouri have just been called for Bush, bumping his total to 193.
Best news so far: Barack Obama is the new senator from Illinois. Halle-fucking-lujah.
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