Sunday, December 09, 2007

Three new interviews worth your time and money:

1) Ricky Gervais talks to New York Magazine's Adam Sternbergh about the end of Extras, concocting the funny, and his loathing for those who perpetuate mediocrity:

2) In Blender's cover story, Jay-Z and Chris Norris discuss how the film, American Gangster, inspired Jay-Z's disc of the same name, why the instantaneousness of mp3s creates a disposable musical culture, and how money can blunt the power of racism:

3) My gifted and cherished friend, Eric Spitznagel, interviews Tina Fey in the current issue of Playboy, pages 47 through 54. (I'd provide the link, but it's print-only.) The result draws more blood than a drunk wielding a staple gun and unveils the kind of insight rarely seen this side of mukti.

Two of my favorite quotes:

"Will Ferrell tried to stab me once. We had been up all night writing skits for the guy from Dawson's Creek--James Van Der Beek. And you know, it was SNL, so we were all hopped up on goofballs, out of our minds on quaaludes and horse antibiotics. I foolishly made a disparaging joke about Will's skit. I was like, 'Really, dude? A hat salesman who's afraid of hats? That's the best you can come up with?' And he lunged at me with a letter opener. I remember thinking, This guy's a genius. It would be an honor to be killed by him."


"It's this weird fetish with ladies who look like erasers. Holes is holes, as I like to say, but I don't understand the cultural obsession with these weird mental children with orange skin and bleached-out Barbie hair and boyish hips and big fake choppers. They're so close to being trannies. I sometimes feel like, Who are these creatures? And they certainly don't exist only in this magazine. They're everywhere, and that's a reflection of our culture. It's like the difference in our food since the 1970s. It has become overprocessed with all the trans fats. Maybe we need to get organic with these ladies."


Kate said...

uhm. yeah. where has that second Tina Fey quote been all my life?

ps: Hi. Sorry I dropped off the planet. Rest assured Mars was far less interesting. Ahem.

Eric Spitznagel said...
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Litsa Dremousis: said...

Kate, welcome back, lady! Glad to hear from you! Hope you're very well. I'll touch base soon.

Mr. Spitznagel, you are gifted and cherished in heaping measure. And it warms me like cider that I'm one of your favorite humans, if for no other reason than I (presumably) beat out Slash.

Thanks for the additional quotes from the incomparable Ms. Fey. My mom called me the other night to let me know the Carrie Fisher episode of "30 Rock" was on again and even though I was writing, I took a break to watch it and the "Little Chechnya" part made me laugh even harder this time. I think the Emmys and indeed, *the world*, should create a new award solely for the purpose of honoring this singular half hour of television.

Congrats again on the stellar interview, mon frere!