Monday, March 10, 2008

Pre-sleep thoughts on Democrats:

1) Florida and Michigan party officials drank lead-based paint as kids.

2) Bill Clinton is the ex you tried to stay friends with but who keeps trying to fuck you. Dude, you're not getting back in.

3) I wish Hillary didn't represent New York. It's like your high school principal managing the Beatles.


Anonymous said...

Litsa, I just found this way after the fact, but "Dude, *you're not getting back in*" just made me spew tea all over my laptop. So crazy funny cause it's true!

Litsa Dremousis: said...

Thanks, Dana! And, as always, thanks for the indie rock goodness you bestow upon the world.