Thursday, July 10, 2008

Things I Would Rather Do Than Explain Writing to Those Who Don't Write:

  • Forego spring rolls and shrimp phad thai for a year
  • Have a Viagra-fueled three-way with John and Cindy McCain whilst Sean Hannity lurks by the nightstand and jerks off
  • Listen to a well-educated person in their 30s act surprised that having children is, in fact, a singular and transformative experience
  • Hang out with a baby boomer who launches into an anecdote with, "Back when I was on campus..."
  • Endure a Candlebox revival
  • Discuss "one's journey" with Madonna
  • Make out with a life coach
  • Eat a bag of dog crap

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