Cross-dressing, bad foreplay, a math teacher gone wrong: my new essay for Nerve is here:

I love the title my editor chose, "It's Always the Quiet Ones", and that the guy in the accompanying photo looks like Radiohead's Thom Yorke.

Enjoying the responses this piece is garnering, even the one from a crazy dude.

Can any amount of vertical compatibility make up for incompatibility in the sack? Let's see:

http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/true-stories/true-stories-its-always-the-quiet-ones

Also, Nerve doesn't require you to give your email address or any info when you comment, so if you want, feel free to join the discussion. XO.